Public Service Announcement

Inebriation + early morning + Walmart = BIG no no.

For realz. Don't ever go shopping at Walmart at 3:00 am after you've had a few too many Long Island Iced Teas. You will walk out with over $100 worth of utter CRAP you would never in your right mind look twice at.

After waking up this morning and dealing with my weekly Sunday hangover, I dig through three Walmart bags in absolute disgusted amusement. I come up with a bright pink dress with orange stripes acrossed it, ORANGE FUCKING SHOES, stretch pants, a jean jacket that's about 10 sizes too large, and a tiny purse the color of turds.

I take this moment in time to scratch my head and wonder what the hell was going through my mind. I guess as I stumbled out of the Escape Lounge good and shitfaced, I decided it would be a fantastic idea to go to Walmart and do a bit of shopping. Seriously. A hot pink dress and orange shoes? What the fuck was I thinking? The only thing I can come up with is that my poor alcohol soaked brain was thinking "ooh, look at the pretty colors!"

All I can say is thank god I didn't tear any of the tags off and throw out the receipt.